Today's Quiz

You woke up last night with chest pain and your heart racing. You called 911. In the emergency room you were found to have a heart attack. You then had a 10 minute episode of right-sided weakness and inability to speak, but are better now.

So this morning you:

A. Thank your internist, who dragged his butt out of bed on a Sunday to come see you in the hospital.

B. Thank the cardiologist, who dragged her butt out of bed on a Sunday to come see you in the hospital.

C. Thank the neurologist (me), who dragged his butt out of bed on a Sunday to come see you in the hospital.

D. Tell the internist, cardiologist, and neurologist to all go away and come back to your hospital room tomorrow, because you don't want to miss any of the football pre-game, game, or post-game coverage.

(If you answered "D", It was nice to meet you this morning, sir. And I think you're an asshole).